waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 


So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

kingcheddarxvii:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

So you like sick ducks do you? Does laughing at sick, bloated ducks make you feel like a big man?? If this is the kind of web content you like then you sir are a miserable waif

(Source: zoo.org.au, via zackisontumblr)

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

(via encourage)

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

(via zackisontumblr)

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

(via bullied)

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

(Source: koolghoul, via benwinstagram)