expectox:

ready for the first day of school lol

expectox:

ready for the first day of school lol

(via stand)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via bullied)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via ant0rm)

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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(Source: gostle, via pride)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via asian)

*boom*

mom: what was that?

me: my shirt fell

mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...

me: i was in it

“When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.”
Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)

(via asian)